WOKE WATCH: Snowflake spies go for woke in recruitment campaign

Bland. James Bland.

Never mind that terrorist nonsense.

The fabled CIA is going for woke with its new recruitment campaign that’s packed with politically correct buzzwords.

The recruitment video was met almost immediately with derision as viewers were introduced to an “intersectional,” “cisgender” 36-year-old Latina mother.

And our heroine can also “wax eloquent on complex legal issues” while remaining true to her Latina roots.

“I am a woman of colour, I am a mom, I am a cisgender millennial who’s been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder,” she states.

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Cue dramatic string music as the backdrop.

“I am intersectional, but my existence is not a box-checking exercise. I did not sneak into the CIA,” the agent says, adding she has suffered from “impostor syndrome.

“My employment was not and is not of a fluke or a slip through the cracks. … I am educated, qualified and competent.”

Cue the giggles.

“China and Russia Love this,” said Donald Trump Jr.

Conservative podcaster Dinesh D’Souza chimed in: “The CIA just released a recruitment video full of woke propaganda and America’s enemies are laughing their heads off.”

“That our universities teach people to talk like this is a national embarrassment,” tweeted writer J.D. Vance.

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Ironically, the CIA came under fire in the dark days following 9/11 precisely because the fabled agency had dramatically cut back on its tough field operatives for something a little more politically correct.

The result was a bureaucracy full of spies who were great at virtue signalling, not so great at catching America’s enemies, in what has been described as the most cataclysmic intelligence failure in history.